Hamsters are EVIL

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It depicts exactly what children nowadays think of hamsters. Perhaps they're in on a little secret that we don't know about. The secret that Hamsters are evil. EVIL. It's no surprise that the hamster is perhaps the most unsuspecting critter around. He's the perfect disguise. Those evil aliens from outer space had to think of a costume and think of one fast. So what did they decide? They thought that a hamster would be the perfect facade, and it is.

No one ever suspects the hamster. No one. Not you. Not me. Nobody. And yet, could it be the very cause of our downfall in the years to come? Some people claim that global warming will be the death of us - I for one, initially seconded that motion. But now that I think about the prospect of Hamsters, I'm starting to rethink my position.

Hamsters are evil. We shouldn't be spending billions of dollars in Iraq with the War against Terror. We should be investing trillions into the blanket extermination of the hamster scum.